Good morning, Cleveland Browns fans!
I must reveal something now. It turns out that the main topic of discussion in the comments section of yesterday’s Newswire, which was the fact that I didn’t receive the bagel I had requested for breakfast, was actually a major mistake. The bagel was there; it was just wedged between two other bags and squished to a height of roughly three millimeters. When my wife saw it later, I consumed the remnant of my former bagel glory in a melancholy manner, reflecting somberly on the complete failure of the remainder of my newswire—a humorous, sarcastic lecture about not doing silly things that I requested—which received record-low page views and no response at all.
Now, let’s go back to the basics today: reviewing everything that was reported in yesterday’s Cleveland Browns news and sharing my thoughts on it.
The team’s unexpected opening as offensive line coach, which would probably go unnoticed in other places but attracts a lot of attention in Cleveland—a city that fully understands the value of play in the trenches—is currently the “biggest” story in Brownsland. The almost legendary Bill Callahan departs to be with his kid, and who enters? The obvious internal candidate is Scott Peters, and he has some support.
